I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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