Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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