She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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