No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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