drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
