that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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