What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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