I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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