Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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