No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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