I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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