Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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