I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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