found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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