I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Sober January is a disaster.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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