I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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