wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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