This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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