Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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