is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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