i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm having to shit out rocks
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