I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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