i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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