How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize
