dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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