I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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