Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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