Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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