Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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