big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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