Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm both gender and math confused
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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