you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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