Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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