Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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