Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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