Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Randomize