just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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