It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
