just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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