i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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