so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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