Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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