On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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