Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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