How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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