she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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