There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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