Dual....:-)
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We have started to decorate penises.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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