Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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