wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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