Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
this hospital has no fireball
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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