I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she looked like the before picture.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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