Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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