i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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