I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
