Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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