after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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