eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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